• Morning sex
  • Afternoon sex
  • Dinner sex
  • After meal sex
  • I-made-pancakes sex
  • Good morning sex
  • The-kids-are-at-school sex
  • Shower sex
  • Bored sex
  • Make-up sex
  • Break-up sex
  • Obama-won sex
  • Romney-lost sex
  • Monday sex
  • Tuesday sex
  • Wednesday sex
  • Thursday sex
  • Friday sex
  • Saturday sex
  • Sunday sex
  • There-is-nothing-on-tv sex
  • I-love-you sex

(Source: us-the-teens, via gaysweater)

partner: you be the teacher ill be the student ;)

me: okay

me: write an essay on whether theatre architecture of a particular period always reflects that period's culture. i want it on my desk by monday

partner: oh no but... thats such a hard essay... is there anything i can do for extra credit? ;)

me: no

partner: but professor.... surely then i could... persuade you to extend the deadline...? ;)

me: no

partner: so... what do you want, professor?? ;)))

me: an essay on whether theatre architecture of a particular period always reflects that period's culture. on my desk. by monday

braydaaan:

vvank3rshim:

holyhotpantsbatman:

My therapist asked me to create something “motivating” so I made these.

lol.

I really love these, and I reblog them every single time. Some of you don’t realize how easy it’s to forget to do some of those stuff or how hard they can be some days.

now i feel like ive actually accomplished something today thank u ily

(via bastille)